chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

(Source: thrandilf)

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

(Source: ollieplimsolls)

working-class-worm:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

tilthat:

TIL the inventor of My Pillow was a crack addict who got sober when 3 of the largest crack dealers in the city staged an intervention.

via reddit.com

wonem:

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

papi-chulo-seb:

persephonethatshit:

my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.

I’m going to fucking scream

insufficient-earth-skills:

canaydian:

you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man 

jake peralta is that you

bixbiboom:

recklessravager:

gjarper:

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

(Source: zemra)